The 10 Most Offensive Fat People Jokes

Lol – fat people jokes. There’s an intrinsic and unbreakable link between fat and funny, and you’ll be pleased to know that it goes beyond the fact that both words begin with an F. We’ve been discussing comedy and weight over on the MAN v FAT forum and Facebook page. The depressing conclusion is that overweight men are extremely likely to be on the receiving end of fat people jokes, perhaps because male culture is so much more likely to revert to gags than female culture – laughing and being rude is often just how we handle things.

There’s no doubting that some of the fat people jokes are funny, but whether you’re laughing or not is likely to depend on your relationship to the joke and the joker. It also seems especially edgy because weight is such a sensitive issue and can stem from some fairly complex and deep-seated psychological issues. We wanted to see how far some men have pushed the fat joke so we took a trip to Sickipedia which boasts over 10,000 user-submitted obesity-related jokes, giving obesity the honour of being one of the most populous categories.

It’s certainly an interesting read – I’d be interested in your thoughts on this one, is this a touchy subject for humour? Did any of them make you laugh? If you’re joking does it make any topic up for grabs? Let us know in the comments.

Warning if you are easily offended by weight-related, sexist and sometimes just bad humour then don’t read on…

In at number 10 with a bullet:

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And the number 1 MOST OFFENSIVE FAT JOKE IS….*drum roll*

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What do you think? Are you lolling? Should fat people jokes be a topic for humour or is it strictly off limits?



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  • Garry Seymour
    Posted at 09:27h, 18 November

    Never been offended by jokes. I find all of them amusing. I like a bit of Sickipedia… No one should be safe from jokes!

  • Petr
    Posted at 18:06h, 22 November

    😀 great 😀

  • Ptimiya
    Posted at 03:30h, 19 August

    “Should fat people jokes be a topic for humour or is it strictly off limits?”
    Strictly off limits is sending people to prison or death sentence?
    No speech should be strictly off limits.

  • KB
    Posted at 21:45h, 14 November


    Posted at 00:14h, 25 April

    ur the reason why theres double doors

  • Me
    Posted at 21:27h, 21 May

    Im fat and it wasn’t really offensive.
    I even laughed at some.

  • MadsBete
    Posted at 22:47h, 11 June

    I took a picture of you last Christmas, and its STILL printing.

  • Amanda Neal
    Posted at 16:43h, 14 August

    It doesn’t bother me

  • Ryan Anderson
    Posted at 02:01h, 22 August

    Stop saying it isn’t fare and it isn’t your fault. No one put 1000 calories in your salad. You are responsible for your own breakfast, lunch and dinner.

  • Emelia Fart
    Posted at 13:15h, 27 August

    sorry but all of these jokes truly suck. they’re not funny fat jokes. not even offensive enough to be amusing.

  • Emelia Fart
    Posted at 13:17h, 27 August

    these weren’t offensive or well-written enough to be amusing. whoever wrote these is pretty boring joke teller.

  • Andrew David Tribble
    Posted at 00:04h, 04 October

    Of course Fat people, are a Ripe For Ridicule- isn’t that why we are FAT? I’M FAT, VERY F..KING FAT, Obese really. Please laugh, I don’t ‘Mind’ in the least. Can I laugh at your False Leg/ Missing Breast/ Missing Eye/ Scared Face/ The Blood Running down face or your LEGS, please? Look at the ‘Bag Lady’, what Does she Look like? That ‘Tramp’, he has Worn Out shoes on! That ‘Retarded Man’ doesn’t even know that Someone has put a Dog Turd, in his food…..Hilarious isn’t it? Sorry but, do I sound a bit Sarcastic here? Do I maybe think, that in a ‘Free Country’ people ought to be Allowed, to do- or be- what they want, to be? Maybe that Blue Haired girl, the one that talks with a stutter, should be allowed to live her own life- free from all the Sniggering…Just a thought. The Brunette, who just ‘Stands There’, when you poke her ribs would maybe be Better left alone.

    So yes laugh, as I said above, please do. I’m Strong Enough, to Take it, You Smelly Piss Pants! When was the last time you had a Wash, let alone a bath/ shower? Sorry but you take my point, don’t you? Perhaps, the next time you see her, you might actually help, that Limping Lady. She will, I’m sure, appreciate it- you might even make a new Friend.

  • John
    Posted at 03:28h, 24 October

    Yall must be brits

  • Ur obviously angry andrew david tribble :/
    Posted at 15:58h, 29 October

    By insulting people who may in future insult you, you are showing to everyone your insecurities about your size, maybe you feel better by insulting them but it doesn’t make a difference seeing as we can understand that you really AREN’T strong enough to take it. And a lot of people will most likely find it hilarious as to how infuriated you may have been at the time of posting this comment and you may also happen to be a child seeing as you use insults such as ” You Smelly Piss Pants! ” which is actually grammatically incorrect as well which could lead to the possibility that you may also be bullied at school. I hope this helps you to hide how angry you are because maybe people won’t find it as funny if you didn’t really care about their insults. Also you need to learn how to use capital letters properly by the way.

  • John Jones
    Posted at 15:59h, 29 October


  • Healthyguy13
    Posted at 18:40h, 25 November

    A fat man goes to the doctor and says, yah see doc, the problem is that obesity runs in my family. After hearing that the doctor said, no the problem is no one runs in your family.

  • Andrew David Tribble
    Posted at 23:16h, 02 December

    I’m Fat, not ‘a bit overweight or a tad tubby, I’m FAT I like FAT girls. If, as the Feminists of old, used to say ‘Fat Is A Feminist Issue’, then I’m with the Programme- Bring On, the BIG Girls!!!

  • Vlad
    Posted at 09:15h, 25 February

    They are hillarious. There should be more jokes about fat people. They are lazy.

  • Person
    Posted at 19:41h, 18 March

    So from your perspectives you’ve made sense …right?

  • her heheheh
    Posted at 14:22h, 26 March


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    Posted at 14:22h, 26 March


  • nigga cheese
    Posted at 23:53h, 11 June

    nothing funnier than making funny of fat fucks trying to walk up stairs and getting half way to take a bretha and still has another 4 steps to go

  • nigga cheese
    Posted at 23:54h, 11 June


  • La Bruja
    Posted at 21:14h, 28 October

    I’m with Tribble and Ur Obviously is a hateful person and obviously enjoys laughing at other people

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  • Jonathan Chandler
    Posted at 13:28h, 13 May

    Look your fat and everybody knows your the ingredient to every cook show

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